TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY GREENSLEEVES

A man plagued by constant misfortune seeks out a legendary goddess rumored to cleanse bad luck. He eventually finds Hina Kagiyama, the Goddess of Misfortune, who willingly offers to take his cursed luck onto herself. She explains to him that mucous membranes and bodily fluids serve as the most effective channels for transferring misfortune. This revelation leads to a highly intimate sexual encounter between the two. Through this physical exchange, Hina successfully absorbs the man's bad luck.